{"id":8904,"date":"2015-07-04T14:28:37","date_gmt":"2015-07-04T08:58:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/internshala.com\/blog\/?p=8904"},"modified":"2016-02-06T11:53:21","modified_gmt":"2016-02-06T06:23:21","slug":"8-simple-ways-that-ppo-fired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/internshala.com\/blog\/8-simple-ways-that-ppo-fired\/","title":{"rendered":"8 simple ways to get that PPO<\/del> fired!"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you’re looking for ways to make your internship an unforgettable experience… for your employer, you may want to try these 8 really adventurous things ;)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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    Ask for a raise on your second day<\/span><\/span><\/strong> \u2013<\/strong> You totally deserve it for coming before time on your first day at office.\"image-1\"<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Never show up on time <\/span><\/span><\/strong>–<\/strong>\u00a0You’re a dreamer, remember? And you dream big, so what if they are not big on ambitions, at least they are big in duration.\"image-2\"<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Surprise them <\/span><\/span><\/strong>–<\/strong> Notify them at\u00a09:30 AM\u00a0that you’re going to attend your cousin\u2019s friend\u2019s aunt’s grandmother’s funeral. Tell your manager that you’d also bring some\u00a0<\/span><\/span>achaar\u00a0<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/span>prepared by the [now dead] granny.\"Image-3\"<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Have some class [and maintain it during office party] <\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u2013<\/strong> Anything below Jack Daniels is an insult to you.\"Image-4\"<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Form a dead <\/span><\/span>poets<\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0interns society <\/span><\/span><\/strong>–<\/strong> A platform to\u00a0<\/span><\/span>discuss<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0about your mentors (did I say discuss? Sorry, I meant bitch).\"image-5\"<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Value your relationships over everything –<\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0It is perfectly fine to use office landline to speak to your girlfriend\/boyfriend, for hours.\"image-6\"<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Be curious –\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/strong>Ask your manager lot of questions: how much does his girlfriend earn, any plans for switching the current job, etc.\"image-7\"<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    You believe in\u00a0leveraging your\u00a0network\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/strong>–<\/strong> Hit on your manager, or any manager that fits the bill.<\/span><\/span>You could bring him\/her flowers, apply (waste) a complete and new bottle of deodorant every day, wear macho\/beautiful outfits: anything that is supposed to impress her\/him.\"image-8\"<\/a><\/span><\/span>PS:\u00a0<\/strong>If you take any one of the above seriously, then probably you may end up getting fired :D<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Image Credits – giphy.com, parade.com<\/p>\n