Key responsibilities:
1. Learning and practising the art of negotiation- ‘aap convince hogaye ya aur mein aur bolun?’.
2. Counselling clients post breakup - by burning a picture of their ex and then flushing it down the toilet. Please note that in extreme cases of bad breakups, the candidate needs to encourage clients to call up their ex.
3. Going on runs with Geet to ensure that when the time comes, she never misses another train.
4. Standing on lookout in ganne ke khets occasionally.
5. Helping Geet shut down bigots, especially those who objectify women and say nonsense like ‘Akeli ladki khuli hui tijori ke jaisi hoti hai’.
6. Stopping Geet from running away and not falling for the old ‘sab kuch planned hai’.